earth bong

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a dirt-ass bong made by digging a hole in the ground and sticking a tube in it like you're trying to escape your own stupidity. you stab another hole near the bottom so you can smoke like a burnt-out philosopher.
digging a hole in the middle of the desert just to smoke like a bad rapper
sticking a bottle in the ground like it owes you money
making a hole in the earth just to avoid talking to your mom
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a hole in the ground that looks like it was made by a drunk raccoon, with a tube sticking out so you can inhale like you're being tortured by a cloud of weed.
digging a hole in the back yard like you’re hiding from the police
sticking a tube in the ground like it’s your ex
making a hole just to avoid doing your homework
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a bong made from the earth that looks like it was stolen from a witch, with a tunnel and a bottle in it so you can smoke like you’ve been cursed by a goat.
digging a hole like you're trying to find a treasure from the 6th grade
sticking a bottle in the ground like it's your only friend
making a hole so deep it could swallow a whole class
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