Earth Baby

I woke up with a hangover and a migraine. The sky decided to rain. I cried like a baby.

My barometer is my ex. It breaks up with me every time it changes weather.

I got sick because the sun came out. I don't know why I'm surprised.

The barometric pressure hit me like a punch in the face. I threw up in my coffee.

I got a headache because the rain decided to come out of nowhere. I cursed the clouds.

The humidity hit me like my mom's cooking. I had to lay down.

I got a stomachache because the temperature dropped. I told the wind to go to hell.

The rain started and I got a migraine. I threw my phone at the ceiling.

I got sick because the sun was too bright. I called it a cheater.

I got a fever because the barometric pressure went up. I told the sky to shut up.

The clouds decided to rain, and I got a headache. I screamed at the sky.

The wind came and I got sick. I told it to leave me alone.

The rain started and I got a migraine. I threw my coffee at the window.

The temperature dropped and I got a stomachache. I told the cold to go home.

The sun was too bright and I got sick. I cursed the light.

The barometric pressure hit me like a boss yelling at me. I got a headache and a migraine.

The clouds started to rain and I got sick. I told them to take a break.

The wind came and I threw up. I told it to stop being a pain in the ass.