Earth auger

My neighbor tried to use a regular drill. It cried. The earth auger just looked at him like he was a joke.

The earth auger dug so deep, it found my ex’s soul. It didn’t care.

I asked the earth auger for a favor. It gave me a hole and a middle finger.

The earth auger dug a hole so deep, my dog ran into it and came back with a new personality.

I tried to out-drill the earth auger. It just rolled its eyes and made a lake.

My teacher said I was shallow. I brought the earth auger to class. Now I’m deep.

My dad used the earth auger to dig a hole for his goldfish. The goldfish now lives in a palace.

The earth auger dug a hole so big, it swallowed my lunch. I had to eat dirt.

I told my crush I liked him. He used the earth auger to dig a hole and ran away.