Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you puff so much smoke it feels like you’re floating in a fart-filled heaven

I just smoked so much I think I passed out in another dimension.

My buddy said he saw a ghost in the smoke from my cigarette.

I walked into a room and the whole thing was just me and my cloud of doom.

2

When you’re so high on smoke you think the ceiling is trying to kiss you

I smoked so much I thought my ceiling was flirting with me.

I looked up and the ceiling was waving at me like it had a life.

I tried to high-five the ceiling and missed because I was too high.

3

When you’re so loaded on smoke you could probably float out the window

I smoked so much I felt like I could just float out the window.

I sat on the window ledge and floated out like a smoke dragon.

I tried to float out the window but just fell into a chair.

4

When you smoke so much it looks like you’re covered in dragon breath

I looked like a dragon spitting smoke at my friends.

My face was all smoky and glowing like a fire demon.

I walked in and my friends screamed because I looked like a smoke monster.

5

When you smoke so much you could probably beat up a dragon with your smoke

I smoked so much I could probably beat up a dragon.

I blew smoke in the dragon’s face and it ran away.

I challenged a dragon to a smoke fight and won.

6

When you smoke so much it’s like you’re living inside a smoke bomb

I feel like I’m inside a smoke bomb that won’t stop going off.

I walked into a room and it was just smoke and me.

I tried to open my eyes and all I saw was smoke.