Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re tired of spelling it right so you just slap a G on it and call it a day

I’m not wrong, I’m just Eartg.

Why even bother with the H when you can just Eartg?

You don’t have to be perfect, just Eartg.

2

When you’re too stubborn to fix your mistake and just make it worse on purpose

I said Eartg and I ain’t sorry.

You think you’re smart, but I’m Eartg.

I’m not wrong, I’m Eartg.

3

You’re not spelling it wrong, you’re upgrading it

You think it’s Earth? I’m Eartg.

Earth is for babies, I’m Eartg.

You’re just jealous I’m Eartg.

4

You don’t spell it wrong, you just added extra flavor to it

I like my Earth with a G.

Flavor is important, so I’m Eartg.

You’re just missing the G, so I’m Eartg.

5

You’re not spelling it wrong, you’re just being extra

I’m not wrong, I’m extra.

I’m not missing a letter, I’m being extra.

You’re not spelling it wrong, I’m being extra.