Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who can't carry a tune and sounds like a goat trying to sing a lullaby

My cousin tried to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ and it was like a goat got a karaoke machine

She hummed the national anthem and it sounded like a broken recorder

He tried to sing along and it was like a dog howling at a fire truck

2

someone who can't sing and makes your ears bleed with every note

He sang ‘Let It Be’ and it felt like a chainsaw was in my head

My mom tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken voice box

At the party, he tried to sing and I wanted to leave

3

a human who can't sing and sounds like a frog with a sore throat

She tried to sing and it was like a frog got stuck in a blender

He started singing and I almost threw up

At the talent show, he sang and the judges looked like they wanted to die

4

someone who can't sing and sounds like a dying goat with a broken recorder

He sang and it was like a dying goat with a broken recorder

My brother tried to sing and it sounded like a broken recorder got hit by a goat

At the karaoke bar, he sang and I wanted to leave

5

a person who can't carry a note and sounds like a cat with a broken voice box

She tried to sing and it was like a cat with a broken voice box

He sang and I thought my ears were going to fall off

At the party, he tried to sing and I wanted to scream

6

a human who can't sing and makes your ears feel like they're on fire

He sang and my ears felt like they were on fire

She tried to sing and I thought my brain was melting

At the concert, he sang and I wanted to quit life