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When you jam your finger into your ear so fast and hard it feels like your brain is getting a blowjob from a tornado. Your head sounds like a porn movie and your eardrum might as well be on fire.
My mom caught me doing this while she was on the phone and she screamed, 'What the hell is that?'
I did this during math class and my teacher thought I was having a seizure.
I did this so hard my friend asked if I was trying to kill my ear.