Earski

My dog just barked at the mailman for 10 minutes. I’m pretty sure that’s Earski.

I played 20 different versions of ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ on loop. That’s Earski.

My little sister screamed at me for 3 hours straight. That’s the purest form of Earski.

I turned my phone to maximum volume and blasted ‘Baby Shark’ in my mom’s face. That was Earski.

I forced my dad to listen to 5 hours of karaoke. He didn’t even know it was Earski.

I made my brother listen to 1000 beeps. He cried. That was Earski.

I blasted heavy metal at my friend until he screamed. He still said it was Earski.

My cousin let her parrot scream at me for 2 hours. I thanked her for the Earski.

I played 12 hours of 'Baby Shark' in my brother’s room. He begged me to stop, but it was Earski.

I yelled at my neighbor for 1 hour. He gave me a cookie. That was Earski.

I screamed ‘I LOVE YOU’ at my brother for 10 minutes. He hugged me. That was Earski.

I shouted at my pet fish until it floated away. It was Earski.

I played ‘Eye of the Tiger’ at full blast until my brother cried. That was Earski.

I turned up the radio so loud my dog ran out of the house. That was Earski.

I blasted ‘Baby Shark’ until my mom had a headache. That was Earski.

I stuck a kazoo in my friend’s ear and played it. He loved it. That was Earski.

I made my little brother listen to a kazoo for 2 hours. He called it Earski.

I put a blowtorch to my sister’s ear. She laughed. That was Earski.