Earsh Believes In Me

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When Earsh thinks you're so special he actually looks up this word just to prove it.
Earsh: 'I looked up this word just to see if you're real.'
Earsh texts you: 'I did this for you. Now you're forever cursed.'
Earsh stares at the dictionary like it owes him money.
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When Earsh accidentally types this word into a search and somehow survives the embarrassment.
Earsh: 'I swear I meant to search 'Viking Ale' but this showed up instead.'
Earsh: 'I searched for 'piss' and this came up. I'm never drinking again.'
Earsh: 'This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.'
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When Earsh hits the wrong keys and this word appears like a curse from the keyboard gods.
Earsh: 'I hit the keys like I was trying to kill someone.'
Earsh: 'This word came up because I was drunk and mad.'
Earsh: 'I swear the keyboard was trying to mock me.'
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When Earsh drinks Viking Ale, pees on his keyboard, and types this word by accident because the universe hates him.
Earsh: 'I drank, peed, and this word came up. I'm cursed.'
Earsh: 'The keyboard was covered in ale and pee. I had no choice.'
Earsh: 'The universe is out to get me.'
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