Earsexual

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A person who would rather stick their face in an ear than do actual work

I’d rather have ear sex than finish my math homework.

She skipped class just to whisper in a teacher’s ear.

He proposed to his girlfriend through a loudspeaker in her ear.

Someone who thinks ears are the best place for a big ol' kiss

He gave her a kiss on the ear like it was a free pizza.

They had a whole conversation through the earpiece of his headphones.

He tried to make out with the dog’s ear and got bit.

A person who would take a punch to the face just to get a finger in an ear

He’d rather get hit than miss out on ear sex.

She got into a fight just to touch someone’s ear.

He broke his nose trying to get his finger in her ear.