earsex

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When a guy shoves his wiener into your ear like it's a cheese dispenser. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it might leave you with a permanent case of ear cramps.
My uncle did earsex with my cousin at the family reunion. It was like a horror movie.
He said it was love. I said it was a bad decision.
I’ve never heard a human make that much noise. It was like a fire alarm and a foghorn had a baby.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When two hot guys have sex in the ear. It’s like the best kind of ear infection, but with more sweat and less antibiotics.
They did earsex in the mall food court. I got food poisoning and a life lesson.
My friend saw it and now he’s obsessed with earwax.
It was so hot, I had to leave before I joined them.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An earsex is a guy so good-looking, he could probably get away with stealing your lunch money. An earfart is just average. A dogfart is like your uncle after he eats three hot dogs.
My crush is an earsex. I’ve been staring at him since third grade.
My brother is an earfart. He thinks he’s a rockstar.
My neighbor is a dogfart. He eats cereal at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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