Earschplittenloudenboomer

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The scream of a god when he gets hit by a meteor and then cursed by a demon.

My neighbor’s dog just exploded. It was an Earschplittenloudenboomer for the ages.

When my mom yelled at me for burning the house down, it was like an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The loudspeaker at the concert broke. It sounded like an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The noise when a giant fart hits a fireworks show.

That thunderclap when the stadium lights went out was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The sound of my brother’s trumpet solo was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The microwave exploded. It was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The result of a nuclear bomb being dropped in a bathroom.

My teacher’s voice when she saw my report card was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The sound of the school bell at 8 a. m. was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The moment my dad opened the Christmas presents was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

When the universe gets a bad hair day and throws a tantrum.

The sound of my brother’s car alarm was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The moment the pizza arrived late was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The roar of the dragon in the video game was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

What happens when you yell ‘BOOM’ in a cave and it echoes back at you with a curse.

My mom’s voice when I didn’t do my homework was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The sound of the school bus when it broke down was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The moment the teacher announced the pop quiz was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.