Ears like a mongoose

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A person who can hear everything, even if you whisper while pooping.

I heard you call your mom a fat flamingo from across the room.

He heard the teacher's sigh before she even said 'another day in hell.'

She heard the microwave beep through three layers of walls and a door.

Someone with ears so good, they can hear your secrets and your lies at the same time.

He heard me tell my crush I was a vampire, and then I told him I was a vampire.

She heard the kid’s lie about eating his homework, and the homework was still in the bag.

My brother heard me confess my sins to my dog and then told my mom.

A person whose ears are so sharp, they can hear your thoughts when you're being a total idiot.

I thought I was being sneaky, but my dad heard my entire dumb plan.

She heard my thoughts about the math test before I even opened my mouth.

He heard me mentally scream 'I hate this class' from across the hall.