Ears day

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Ears day is when you rip off someone’s ears because they’re stupid and you’re mad. Just yank them like a cheap toy.

My cousin tried to rip my ears off because I ate the last of the pizza.

At school, my teacher yanked my ear off because I drew a mustache on her face.

My dog bit my ear off because I wouldn’t give him a treat.

Ears day is when you take a picture of your ears and put it on your profile pic to mess with people. It’s the ultimate prank.

My mom put her ear on her Instagram and now my friends think she’s a weirdo.

My dad used his ear as his TikTok profile pic and now my uncle thinks he’s a weirdo too.

My sister put her ear on her WhatsApp pic and now my brother won’t stop laughing.

Ears day is when you rip off someone’s ears just for fun. It’s the best day of the year for ear-ripping lunatics.

I ripped my friend’s ear off because he called me a bad dancer.

My brother ripped my ear off because I spilled soda on his shirt.

My teacher ripped my ear off because I fell asleep during math.