earring bro

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A guy friend who steals your earring just so he can have a full set and you’re left with nothing but shame and a broken heart.

He took my earring and said, 'You’re just gonna be my backup.'

I had to wear a fake earring to a party because my earring bro took mine.

He borrowed my earring for a date and never gave it back.

A guy who splits your earring like it’s a math problem and he’s the only one who knows the answer.

He split my earring and said, 'Now we’re even.'

I had to wear one earring for a week because my earring bro took the other.

He used my earring for a bet and lost it to a stranger.

A guy friend who shares your earring like it’s a pizza and he gets the biggest slice.

He took my earring and said, 'This one’s better.'

I wore one earring for a week because my earring bro took the other one.

He shared my earring with his ex and now I have to deal with the mess.