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An Earrick is a person or thing that can dunk like a monster and look like a god while doing it.

That Earrick just threw a no-look dunk and still had time to flex.

I saw an Earrick in the gym and immediately asked for his number.

My cousin is an Earrick and he made my mom cry because he was too hot.

An Earrick is someone who can play basketball like a champ and also make you jealous of their looks.

That Earrick just won the game and still had time to smile at me.

I tried to flirt with an Earrick and he just said 'thanks, but I’m taken by the ball.'

My dog is an Earrick and he beats me at basketball every day.

An Earrick is a human or object that can shoot like a robot and look like a model.

That Earrick just made a three-pointer and turned around to wink at me.

I asked my teacher if I could be an Earrick and he said no because I ‘look like a potato.’

My brother is an Earrick and he once made my mom pass out from being too attractive.

An Earrick is a person or thing that can play basketball like a beast and look like a god while doing it.

That Earrick just did a one-handed slam and I fell in love.

I told my crush I was an Earrick and he said 'you’re not even close.'

My pet goldfish is an Earrick and it can dunk better than my dad.

An Earrick is someone who can ball like a superhero and also make your heart skip a beat.

That Earrick just did a layup and my heart skipped a beat.

I told my mom I was an Earrick and she said I was ‘just a regular kid with a bad haircut.’

My neighbor is an Earrick and he once beat my dad at basketball and also my mom at looks.

An Earrick is a human or object that can play ball like a king and also make you wish you were them.

That Earrick just did a 360 and I wanted to be them forever.

I asked my crush if they were an Earrick and they said ‘no, but I’m close.’

My goldfish is an Earrick and it can dunk better than my brother.