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'You said you'd come to the party? I didn't even know there was a party.'

'You told me you were rich. I just got a $2 taco.'

'You said you'd stop cussing. I just heard you call my mom a cheeseburger.'

'You said you'd never leave me. You're already in the car.'

'You told me you'd pass the test. I just saw you crying in the hallway.'

'You said you'd stop eating pizza. I just saw you eat six slices.'

'You said you'd be here by 7. It's 8:30 and you're still on the bus.'

'You told me you'd stop talking in your sleep. I just woke up to your mom's voice.'

'You said you'd be quiet. I just heard you argue with a donut.'

'You said you'd win the game. You lost to a kid with a lisp.'

'You told me you'd stop being a drama queen. I just saw you cry over a broken pencil.'

'You said you'd be cool. I just heard you yell at a cloud.'

'You said you'd never eat cake again. I just saw you eat three slices.'

'You told me you'd be on time. I just saw you walking in slow motion.'

'You said you'd stop talking. I just heard you whisper to a toaster.'