Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who thinks earwax is better than quiplash and would rather get a face full of goo than win

I’d rather eat my own socks than lose to a quiplash player

Earwax is like gold to me

If I can’t beat you with earwax, I’ll beat you with my bare hands

2

someone who would let their ears bleed before they let quiplash win

I’d bleed out of my ears before I let you win

Quiplash is my nemesis

I’ll take earwax any day

3

a person who thinks earwax is the only true game and quiplash is just a distraction

Earwax is the real deal

Quiplash is just a side show

I’ll play earwax until my ears fall off

4

someone who would fight you in the lobby just to prove earwax is better than quiplash

I’ll punch you in the lobby if you don’t respect earwax

Quiplash is for babies

Earwax is the only way to go

5

a person who thinks earwax is the future and quiplash is just a tiny part of the past

Earwax is the future, quiplash is the past

I’ll take earwax over quiplash any day

Quiplash is just a warm-up

6

a person who would rather get a earwax explosion than lose to quiplash

I’d let my ears explode before I let you win

Quiplash is just a stepping stone

Earwax is the real winner