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when your ears are stretched so wide you could fit a whole chicken in there and still have room for a finger up your ass

My ears are so big I can fit my whole hand in there and still have room for a sandwich

She had a chicken in her ear and was eating it like it was a snack

He stuck his finger in my ear and said it was like a mini massage

when your ear holes are so huge you could use them like a porta potty during a concert

At the concert, I used my ear as a bathroom and no one noticed

He had a whole sandwich in his ear and was eating it like it was a breakfast

She peed in her ear and said it was the most comfortable pee ever

when your ears are so stretched out you could fit a whole pizza in there and still have room for a side of fries

I had a whole pizza in my ear and was eating it like it was a snack

He stuck a whole burger in his ear and said it was the best meal ever

She had a whole bag of chips in her ear and was eating them like it was a party