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I don't want to listen to your stupid nonsense. I pop in my earplugs and blast my music so loud it could wake the dead and make the devil cry.

My mom tried to tell me I was going to fail math. I put in my earplugs and turned on my mixtape.

My friend started talking about his cat's hairball problems. I put in my earplugs and played a full album of hip-hop.

My teacher screamed my name 10 times. I put in my earplugs and whispered, 'You're not my mom.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

These are the holy grail of college life. With them in, you can crush your exam, ignore your friend's snoring, and forget that your roommate is eating a sandwich at 2 a. m.

I took my final exam with my earplugs in. I didn’t hear my friend screaming, 'I got a B!'

I used my earplugs during my math test. I didn’t notice the fire alarm went off.

I studied for my chemistry test with my earplugs in. I didn’t hear the professor say, 'This is the worst class I've ever taught.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You're giving head and she's so bad at it you pull out and blow your load in her ears so she can't hear you when you call your friend and laugh about it.

She was giving me head and I thought it was a torture session. I pulled out and shot my load in her ears.

I was facefucking my girlfriend and she was giving me the worst head. I pulled out and jizzed in both ears.

She couldn't give me a decent head so I pulled out and jizzed in both ears and told my friend, 'She's the worst.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone cum in your ear and it dries up so you can’t hear a thing. It's like having a loudspeaker stuck in your ear.

He cum in my ear and now I can't hear a thing. It's like a loudspeaker stuck in my ear.

She cum in my ear and now I can't hear my mom calling me.

He cum in my ear and now I can't hear the teacher. I failed the test.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You pretend you're wearing headphones so people think you're listening to your favorite song, but you're really blocking out the noise of the world.

I put on my imaginary headphones and blocked out my mom's voice.

I pretended I was listening to my favorite song so I didn't have to listen to my friend's story.

I put on my imaginary headphones and ignored my teacher's yelling.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A man sticks a tampon in a woman’s ear and then jizz in it so it expands and gets stuck. It’s like the worst punishment ever.

He stuck a tampon in my ear and jizzed in it. It expanded and got stuck. It was the worst punishment ever.

My ex stuck a tampon in my ear and jizzed in it. I couldn’t hear for a week.

He stuck a tampon in my ear and jizzed in it. I had to go to the doctor.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You put these soft, squishy things in your ears to block out the sun's annoying rays and the world's dumb comments.

I put my earplugs in to block out the sun's rays and my friend's dumb comments.

I used my earplugs to block out the sun and my teacher's yelling.

I put my earplugs in to block out the sun and my mom's voice.

by Slangipedia 4d ago