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The constant load of nonsense that kids blurt out. Also works for people who go on about football like it’s their job.

My kid talks nonstop about Fortnite like it's the only thing that matters.

My cousin rants about the World Cup every day like he’s the manager.

My neighbor’s kid yaps about Minecraft for hours without a break.

A never-ending stream of dumb stuff from kids. Also good for people who think they know everything about sports.

My niece yaps about her pet hamster like it’s the president.

My dad goes on about basketball like he plays for the team.

My brother talks about soccer like he’s the coach.

The endless drivel from kids. Also for people who act like they’re in the Olympics just because they like sports.

My kid talks about dinosaurs like they’re alive.

My uncle blabs about football like he’s the quarterback.

My cousin yaps about hockey like it’s his full-time job.

The nonstop crap that comes from kids. Also for people who think they’re the best at sports.

My kid goes on about video games like they’re life.

My brother talks about basketball like he’s the team doctor.

My neighbor’s kid yaps about baseball like he’s the manager.

The endless chatter from kids. Also good for people who think they’re the king of sports.

My kid talks about his pet lizard like it’s the president.

My dad yaps about football like he’s the coach.

My cousin goes on about soccer like he’s the star player.