Earpick

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a tiny cotton stick that you jam up your ear like you're trying to kill a bug inside your head

I used my earpick so hard I think I punctured my eardrum

My earpick is now a weapon of mass destruction

I picked my ear so much I got a tattoo of a cotton swab

the last thing you use before you lose your mind in the bathroom

I had to use my earpick because my ear was full of old dinner

I picked my ear so much I got a nosebleed

My earpick is my best friend and my enemy

a stick with cotton on one end that you use to dig out the stuff your ear doesn't want you to know about

I found a piece of chicken in my ear with my earpick

I used my earpick to get rid of my earwax and my sanity

My earpick is the only thing keeping me from screaming in public