Earphones

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Tiny speakers you jam into your ears so your music is just for you and your sanity. Your neighbors get nothin’ but silence and the sound of your head nodding like it’s in a trance.

My mom’s been using earphones for 20 years and still can't hear me when I yell at her.

I wore earphones on the bus and my neighbor thought I was a ghost.

He put earphones on and started dancing in the grocery store. I had to leave.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Mini earplugs with tiny speakers that are so small they fall out like they’re trying to escape. Get real headphones and stop looking like a lost kid.

These earphones fell out when I jumped in the air. It was like they were scared.

I tried the new earphones and they fell out while I was eating pizza.

I dropped my earphones in the toilet and they didn’t even flinch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

What old people used to call headphones. Now they just call it a relic, a disgrace, and a reason to yell at the kids.

My grandma says ‘earphones’ and I want to scream into her face.

‘Earphones’? That’s what you call it now? I’m not even mad, I’m sad.

She called them earphones and I lost my train of thought.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A way for people to talk over your music like they think you’re deaf and it’s their job to ruin your mood.

My brother talked over my music and I threw a banana at him.

The teacher talked over my music and I got a detention.

My mom talked over my music and I started crying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When two guys stick their dongs in a girl's ears and call it music. It’s not music, it’s a nightmare and a new kind of torture.

My friend and his buddy did that in the bathroom and it was the worst thing ever.

They did that in the hallway and I had to leave the school.

I saw it happen in the library and I had to pretend I was reading.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Listening to tunes through tiny plugs in your ears. It's like you're hiding from the world and only your music can save you.

I put on my earphones and my brother thought I was a wizard.

I listened to music through my earphones and my dog started barking at me.

I wore earphones and my mom thought I was dead.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone acts like they're jamming to music, but really they're eavesdropping on other people's secrets and laughing at them in the inside.

He was listening to music but I heard him laugh at my mom’s secrets.

She pretended to be jamming but I heard her eavesdropping on the teachers.

He was pretending to be asleep but I heard everything.

by Slangipedia 14d ago