earphone maneuver

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When someone wearing earphones gets annoyed by someone talking and only takes one earphone out because they're too lazy to take both off and deal with the pain of real conversation.
My cousin walked up to me at the mall and I just took one earphone out and said, 'I ain't talking to you.'
At the bus stop, my neighbor started chatting and I took one earphone out like, 'You're not worth both ears.'
My mom came into my room and I took one earphone out and said, 'You’re not getting me out of my music.'
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Pulling one earphone out when someone interrupts your tunes because you think they're a waste of time and you're too proud to take both off.
My friend came up to me at the gym and I took one earphone out and said, 'You’re not worth both ears.'
During math class, my teacher asked me a question and I took one earphone out and said, 'Not worth it.'
At the park, my buddy started talking and I took one earphone out and said, 'You’re not the main event.'
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When someone wearing earphones gets interrupted and takes one out because they know the person is just trying to start a pointless conversation.
At the coffee shop, my barista tried to chat and I took one earphone out and said, 'I’m not in the mood.'
During my lunch break, my coworker asked me how I was and I took one earphone out and said, 'You’re not worth both.'
In my car, my dad started talking and I took one earphone out and said, 'I’m trying to vibe.'
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