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the biggest piece of trash in the universe that we all have to live on; the only place where humans can survive without dying of embarrassment

'Earth is just a giant dump, and we're all the trash on it.', @TrashPlanet

'Why do we live on the most messed-up planet?', @SpaceSucks

'Earth is the only place where people can stand each other.', @EarthIsRidiculous

the dirt that people walk on like it’s a fancy carpet; the stuff that gets stuck in your shoes and your life

'The ground is just dirt that won’t leave me alone.', @DirtHater

'I walked on the ground and now I have dirt in my life.', @GroundIsRidiculous

'The ground is the only thing that doesn’t hate me.', @DirtLover

the hard part of Earth that people stand on like it’s a throne; the thing that doesn’t let you fall through the floor

'Land is just Earth being a hardass.', @LandIsHard

'I stand on land like it’s my personal stage.', @LandLover

'Land is the only thing that doesn’t let me fall into nothingness.', @LandIsSolid