earpenigook

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You chug a whole load of cum so hard it goes up your throat and ends up in your ears. Later when you try to clean your ears you find a gooey mess of sperm and you scream into your pillow.

I was so drunk I swallowed the whole load and now my ears smell like a sewer.

I tried to clean my ears and found a bunch of cum in there. I threw up.

My ears were full of cum and I had to use a Q-tip and a spoon to get it out.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You drink so much cum it comes out of your ears like a waterfall and you don’t realize it until you try to clean your ears and find a sticky mess.

I drank so much cum my ears were leaking and I thought I had an infection.

I cleaned my ears and found a gooey mess that looked like melted cheese.

I had cum coming out of my ears and I had to take a shower just to get it out.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You swallow a load so hard it goes straight to your ears. Later when you clean your ears you find a thick layer of cum and you cry because it smells like a dead raccoon.

I drank a load so fast my ears were full and I cried when I cleaned them.

I found cum in my ears and I screamed at my friend for making me do it.

I cleaned my ears and it was like cleaning out a garbage can full of cum.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You swallow cum so fast it goes up your nose and into your ears. When you clean your ears you find a sticky mess and you yell at your partner.

I drank so much cum my nose and ears were full and I screamed at my guy.

I cleaned my ears and found cum in there, I was mad.

I had cum in my ears and I threw my cotton swab at my friend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You take a big load of cum and swallow it so fast it goes up your throat and into your ears. When you try to clean your ears you find a thick layer of cum and you yell at the guy.

I drank so much cum my ears were full and I yelled at my boyfriend.

I cleaned my ears and found cum in there, I was mad.

I had cum in my ears and I had to use a Q-tip and a spoon.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You swallow so much cum it comes out of your ears like a fountain and you don’t realize it until you try to clean them and find a sticky mess.

I drank so much cum my ears were spraying and I was confused.

I cleaned my ears and found cum in there, I was grossed out.

I had cum coming out of my ears like a fountain and I laughed at myself.

by Slangipedia 4d ago