Earped

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When you blow away some guy in a video game because you're the best shot and he was the worst. It's called earped because some guy named Wyatt Earp was a real-life hero who shot people.
I earped that guy in 3 seconds. He was worse than my cousin at math.
I earped him so hard, he fell off the map.
That guy was a joke. I earped him and walked away like I owned the place.
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A red-haired man who lights up a bunch of weed and listens to music that actually sounds good. He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t care if you think he’s a total dweeb.
That red-haired guy is an earp. He smokes so much weed, he’s like a walking smoke machine.
He’s an earp. He listens to music that makes my mom cry.
He’s an earp. He’s the reason I started listening to music again.
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When you throw up so hard, it looks like you're trying to puke out your soul. It’s like your stomach is a prison and your lunch is the prisoner.
I ate so much pizza, I earped like a dragon.
That hot dog was the worst. I earped so hard, I woke up my dog.
I earped in my math teacher’s face. He was not happy.
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A total loser who tries to be funny and ends up making everyone laugh at him. He’s the kind of guy who tells the same joke every day and still thinks it’s fresh.
That guy is an earp. He told the same joke three times and still thought it was new.
He’s an earp. He tried to make a joke and it was worse than my brother’s report card.
He’s an earp. He laughed at his own joke like it was a miracle.
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When someone messes with you or your group and you don’t like it. It’s like they’re trying to start a fight and you’re ready for it.
He earped me in the hallway. I told him to leave me alone.
That guy earped my crew and I was not happy.
She earped me and I had to fight her. It was not worth it.
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A woman who doesn’t care what anyone thinks. She can be mean, hot-headed, and total nightmare, but she’s also the best friend you’ll ever have. She’s like a wild animal with a heart.
She’s an earp. She called me a total loser in front of everyone.
That girl is an earp. She can be mean, but she’s also my best friend.
She’s an earp. She yelled at me so hard, my dog ran away.
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When you're doing double duty with two girls at the same time. You're like a boss with your arms crossed, ready to take on the world.
He earped two girls at once. He looked like a boss.
I earped two girls and my arms were crossed like I was ready to fight.
He earped two girls like he was in a movie and I was the audience.
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