Earp

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A red headed man who eats weed like it's breakfast and only listens to music that sounds like a cat being tortured.

My cousin is an earp. He smokes so much weed, he’s high before lunch.

This guy is an earp. He plays music so loud, the neighbors think it’s a war.

That guy at the bar is an earp. He’s been high for three days straight.

A clumsy, dumb, laughable person who thinks they’re funny but no one laughs. They try to be cool, but it’s like watching a baby try to ride a bike.

My brother is an earp. He told a joke about dogs and got no laughs. Zero.

That guy at the party is an earp. He did a magic trick and it was just a banana.

My teacher is an earp. She told a joke and then cried.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you pop someone in the face with a gun in a video game. It’s called earped because Wyatt Earp was a legend who shot people like they were in a video game.

I earped my friend in the face. He died in the game. Literally.

I earped that guy so hard, he fell off the map.

I earped my cousin. He cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you throw up so hard, it looks like someone kicked you in the stomach and you’re trying to throw up a whole buffet.

I earped after eating six burgers. It was like a food fight in my mouth.

My friend earped at the party. It smelled like a garbage can exploded.

I earped so hard, I woke up my mom.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who doesn’t care what you think. She’ll be mean, but she’ll also be your best friend. She has a temper and can make you mad, but you’ll still love her.

My friend is an earp. She called me a loser and then gave me candy.

That girl is an earp. She yelled at me, then asked me to hang out.

My sister is an earp. She called me fat, then gave me ice cream.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you finger bang two girls at once while looking like a tough guy. It’s like you’re holding two guns and you’re the king of the cool.

He earped two girls at once. He looked like a cool gangster.

I earped two girls and they thought I was a legend.

That guy earped two girls and didn’t even blush.

by Slangipedia 14d ago