Earob

I was about to take a nap and he made me answer a call from my ex.

I was eating my last bite of pizza and he dropped a surprise party in my lap.

I was about to win the game and he gave the ball to the other team.

I was doing my math homework and he made me watch a cat video.

I was about to get a promotion and he made me trip over a pencil.

I was about to eat my favorite burger and he gave me a napkin full of ketchup.

I was about to go to bed and he made me do 10 push-ups.

I was about to pass my test and he made me forget everything.

I was about to get my phone back and he made me wait for an hour.

I was about to get my driver’s license and he made me fail the test.

I was about to eat my lunch and he made me spill it on my shirt.

I was about to win the game and he made me drop the ball.

I was about to get my report card and he made me drop it in the trash.

I was about to win the race and he made me trip over my own feet.

I was about to eat my favorite food and he gave me a plate full of broccoli.

I was already tired and he made me run around the block.

I was already sad and he made me fail my math test.

I was already hungry and he made me eat a whole cake.