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A clueless idiot who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they've never heard of the word 'google'.

'I don't need to look it up, I know everything!', said no one ever.

'He tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it.'

'She claimed the sky was falling because her phone died.'

A person who thinks they're a genius, but they’re just loud and wrong.

'I’m the best at everything!', while failing at basic math.

'He tried to start a band, but it was just him singing to a cat.'

'She said she could beat anyone at chess, then lost to a kid who uses a calculator.'

A human who thinks they're a legend, but they're just dumb and loud.

'I’m a legend, I don’t need proof!', while wearing a hat that says 'I’m a legend.'

'He tried to fight a traffic light and lost.'

'She told the teacher she was a superhero, then cried when she got a B.'

A person who thinks they're the king of the world, but they’re just messy and wrong.

'I’m the king of the world!', while wearing pajamas and eating cereal for dinner.

'He tried to rule the school by yelling at the principal.'

'She claimed she could run a marathon, then walked 10 steps and collapsed.'

A person who talks too much and thinks they're the smartest, even though they’re not.

'I know everything!', while asking for help on a math problem.

'He tried to explain the universe, but he didn’t know what a planet was.'

'She said she could solve any problem, then cried when she got a math test.'