earnus

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A flappy, stretched-out hole left when you yanked out a big earring. It looks like your ear is crying from the pain and shame.

My earnus looks like a dog’s butt after a long walk.

I tried to take out my 20-gauge earring and now my ear is screaming at me.

My earnus is so big, it could hold a whole sandwich.

That saggy, torn hole in your ear from taking out a huge earring. It’s like your ear got run over by a truck.

My earnus is so bad, my mom thinks I got hit by a car.

I took out my 18-gauge earring and now my ear looks like a broken balloon.

My earnus is so big, I can fit a whole snack in it.

The ugly, stretched-out hole left when you rip out a big earring. It looks like your ear got a bad haircut from a drunk barber.

My earnus looks like my ear got a haircut from a drunk raccoon.

I took out my earring and now my ear is a mess.

My earnus is so bad, my dog won’t stop laughing at it.