Earntesthe

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like a confused cow in a tornado
Hmmmm, I just got yelled at by my boss and my mom called
Hmmmm, my pants are on fire and my dog is eating my homework
Hmmmm, I tried to text my ex and my phone exploded
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the sound of your brain screaming into a pillow
Hmmmm, I failed my math test and my dog won’t stop barking
Hmmmm, my mom thinks I’m a ghost and my teacher thinks I’m a menace
Hmmmm, I tried to cook dinner and now my kitchen looks like a war zone
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like your soul is stuck in traffic on a Monday morning
Hmmmm, my dog stole my lunch and my teacher gave me a detention
Hmmmm, I got grounded and my video game is offline
Hmmmm, my mom said I’m a failure and my dog said I’m a weirdo
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