earning stripes

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Earning your stripes is like doing chores for your whole life and finally getting a cookie, but instead of a cookie, you get respect from your classmates and your teacher thinks you're a goddamn superhero.

My math teacher said I earned my stripes after I solved the entire test in 10 minutes.

I earned my stripes when I beat up the school bully and he cried like a baby.

My mom said I earned my stripes when I finished my homework before my friends even got out of bed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you do something so amazing it makes your boss want to throw you a party and give you a raise, and also throw your ex a curse for being a total pain in the ass.

My boss said I earned my stripes after I fixed the entire office computer system in one day.

I earned my stripes when I stayed up all night to finish the project and my boss gave me a raise and a donut.

My coworker earned her stripes after she yelled at the printer until it worked and the printer started crying.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earning your stripes is when you go from nobody to the main event, like when you're the best at something and everyone else just sits there and watches you shine.

My little brother earned his stripes when he beat up the whole soccer team and became the star player.

I earned my stripes when I won the spelling bee and the principal cried like a baby.

My dog earned his stripes when he ate my mom’s favorite shoes and no one dared to touch him.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

EYS is a band so crazy they think they’re the king of the underground, and they fight with their fists, their crew, and also their breakfasts. They’re like the kings of chaos, and if you mess with them, you’ll end up eating pancakes with them.

My friend joined EYS and now he fights people in the street just to prove he’s tough.

At the concert, the EYS crew broke the stage and the manager cried like a baby.

My cousin was in the EYS HATEXCREW and got into a fight with the whole school.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When the dicking is so good, she scratches your back so hard it looks like a tiger attacked you, and you end up with tiger stripes on your back like you were in a fight with a wild animal.

My girlfriend gave me tiger stripes after our first date and I still haven’t washed my back.

My little brother got tiger stripes from his crush and he’s been bragging about it all week.

My mom got tiger stripes from my dad and now she walks around like she’s the queen of the jungle.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you lick a vagina while the girl is on her period, it's like licking a hot mess and getting a side of pain with your snack.

I earned my stripes by licking my girlfriend’s vagina while she was on her period and it was like a horror movie.

My friend did it and now he’s famous in the underground for being the king of crazy.

I tried it once and now I can’t eat pizza without thinking about it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago