Earning Red Wings

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#period horror#face full of blood#snack time

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When a guy licks a girl’s snatch while she’s bleeding, making both of them look like they’ve been hit by a blood-splattered flamingo.
My cousin tried that and ended up with a red goatee.
My friend’s dog got a face full of period blood and ran away screaming.
She said it felt like a thousand tiny piranhas were eating her thighs.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Having sex with a woman who’s on her period, leaving both of you with red squiggles that look like they were drawn by a drunk flamingo.
He said it felt like getting licked by a rabid squirrel with a mouth full of ketchup.
She looked like she’d been attacked by a blood-smeared dragon.
They both ended up with red hair and a bad case of the ick.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a guy eats out a girl who’s bleeding, turning both of their thighs into a canvas for a messy period art show.
He got so much blood on his face, his mom thought he’d been in a car crash.
She said it felt like getting a facial from a screaming monster.
They both ended up with red streaks and a case of the shivers.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A band from Florida that got famous for licking a girl’s snatch while she was bleeding, and later changed their name because everyone kept talking about the blood.
They toured with a band called Tokyo Rose and got called ‘the blood band’ for years.
Their old name was so gross, they had to run away from the blood.
They said they changed their name because people kept asking if they were related to the red wing family.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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