Earnie sarnie

I had an Earnie sarnie, and my lunch was a war crime.

My sandwich is a regular. My friend’s is an Earnie sarnie. I feel like I lost the battle.

That sarnie looked like it came from a royal feast. I’m just here to eat bread.

My sandwich cried. I had to wipe it with a napkin.

My lunch was sad. It was just a regular sandwich. My friend had an Earnie sarnie.

I ate a regular sarnie. It was like eating a sad excuse for a sandwich.

I ate a regular sandwich. It was just okay. My friend had an Earnie sarnie. It saved the day.

That sarnie was so good, it could’ve fought off a dragon.

I had an Earnie sarnie. I felt like a superhero. My friend had a regular one. He looked like a sidekick.