earnie

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When your bestie tries to steal your girl or ruin your vibes just to feel important.

My best friend asked her out right in front of me. Classic earnie move.

He tried to make me look bad at the party. Real earnie nonsense.

She texted me 'he's better' after our first date. What the hell? That's earnie behavior.

Some dude who picks on only one race like they're the only people who ever messed him up.

He yells at Asians like they're the reason he flunked math.

He calls Mexicans 'lazy' every time he sees a taco truck.

He thinks only Black people are loud. Never mind the other 200 people in the room.

The kind of sandwich that makes you forget your own name and just want to eat it forever.

That chicken and cheese sandwich was so good I almost cried.

He stacked 10 meats on that thing. It was a sandwich apocalypse.

I ate it so fast I got a food coma. That's how good it was.

A total legend who runs the show, looks good, and doesn't let anyone be a jerk. He's like the human version of a superhero.

He stood up for me when the whole school was bullying me. Real king stuff.

He looked like a movie star and still took time to help me with my math.

He doesn't let anyone talk trash. He's the real deal.