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You hit a girl from behind while yelling 'Earnhardt' and slam her into a wall like she owes you money.

He ran into her in the hallway and screamed 'Earnhardt' like he was in a fight.

At the party, he tackled her and yelled 'Earnhardt' like he was trying to kill her.

She was walking down the street and he ran into her screaming 'Earnhardt' like he was the king of the world.

You roll up a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt, shove it into a girl's pussy and ass, then yank it out like it's a magic trick and make her cum.

He rolled up the shirt and stuck it in her like it was a pizza and said 'This is how you do it.'

She was laughing until he pulled the shirt out and she came like she was on fire.

He pulled the shirt out and she screamed like she had never felt anything before.

You ride a girl so hard and long her pussy blows and her womb falls out like it was a stupid joke.

He rode her so long her pussy blew and her womb dropped like it was a dumb prank.

She was screaming and laughing at the same time because he rode her like she was a toy.

He ran the train on her and she blew her pussy and her womb came out like it was a surprise.

The mark you leave on a girl's belly after you go down on her tits.

He sucked her tits so hard there was a skid mark on her belly like a car crash.

She was left with a skid mark on her belly from his face work.

He made a skid mark on her belly like he was a racetrack.

Our redneck hero. He died doing what he loved, and now he rides shotgun in heaven with God.

He died doing what he loved and now he's in heaven with God like a holy redneck.

He went to heaven and now he rides shotgun with God like a VIP.

He died for our sins and now he's in heaven with God like a cool legend.

The best NASCAR driver ever, who died doing what he loved, and now he's in heaven with God.

He was the best driver ever and now he's in heaven with God like a cool god.

He died doing what he loved and now he's in heaven like a holy legend.

He was the greatest driver and now he's in heaven like a VIP.

The best driver ever, who drove a black car and scared the hell out of people. He died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500.

He was the best driver ever and died in a crash on the last lap like a cool legend.

He drove a black car and scared people like a real monster.

He died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 like a stupid hero.