Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dirty insult you shout at someone when you see them in the morning like they owe you money

Earney! You look like you slept in a trash can!

Earney! I bet your coffee is worse than my ex's personality.

Earney! You’re still alive? That’s a miracle.

2

A bad way to say hello that sounds like you’re mad and also hungover

Earney! Why are you still breathing?!

Earney! I just got a text from my mom saying you’re a disaster.

Earney! I don’t even know why I bother talking to you.

3

A loud, rude way to greet someone that makes you sound like a bad neighbor who also eats your cereal

Earney! I saw your dog eating my cereal again!

Earney! Your loud music woke me up at 2 a. m.!

Earney! You’re still here? You’re like a ghost.

4

A harsh way to say hello that makes you sound like you’re angry at the world and also mad at the person you're talking to

Earney! The world is ending and you’re still late!

Earney! You’re like a broken toaster, always messed up!

Earney! I just got fired and it’s your fault!

5

A rude greeting that feels like you’re trying to start a fight before breakfast

Earney! I don’t even like your face!

Earney! Your hair looks like a raccoon stole your head!

Earney! I’m not even awake yet and you’re already annoying me.

6

A dirty, loud way to greet someone that makes you sound like you just came out of jail and also hate everyone

Earney! I just got out of jail and I don’t like you!

Earney! You look like you’ve been living in a dumpster!

Earney! I don’t even know why I’m talking to you.