Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So serious you’d swear the world was ending and you were the only one who could save it.

He showed up to the fight with a calculator and a death wish.

She cried during the movie and then blamed the subtitles.

He took the pizza order so seriously he called the delivery guy 'Sir' and 'Lord'.

2

Acting like you’re the king of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.

He explained the traffic jam like it was a royal decree.

She took the loss of her cat so seriously she wrote a letter to the sky.

He said 'hello' to the coffee machine like it was a business deal.

3

So focused you might as well be a robot with a personality.

He counted every step like it was a math test.

She stared at the wall for 10 minutes just to prove a point.

He took the joke so seriously he called the jokester 'Sir' and 'Lord'.

4

So intense you could make a statue weep and a mountain crumble.

He took the criticism like it was a personal attack from the devil.

She stared at the sandwich like it was a life-or-death situation.

He took the compliment so seriously he bowed and thanked the ceiling.

5

So deep in thought you might as well be a wizard who just discovered fire.

He was so lost in thought he forgot to breathe.

She took the problem so seriously she called the universe for help.

He stared at the sky for 20 minutes just to think about it.