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A serious, no-nonsense attitude that makes you want to punch someone, but you still respect them.
He’s like a dad who yells at you for spilling cereal but still gives you a hug.
She walks into a room and everyone shuts up, even the dog.
He’s the kind of guy who says ‘I’m not angry, I’m just serious’ while throwing your phone out the window.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dad who’s all tough and cool on the outside, but on the inside he’s just a big softie who cries at sad movies.
He’ll tell you he’s not scared of anything, but he runs away from vacuum cleaners.
He yells at you for getting a C, but then buys you ice cream.
He tells you he’s a tough guy, but he’s terrified of clowns.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A guy who takes your girl and looks like he could beat you up with one hand while eating a burger with the other.
He’s the guy who swipes right on your ex while you’re still in the relationship.
He’s the one who takes your girl to the movies and doesn’t even look at you.
He’s the reason you’re still single and he’s not.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dad who’s tough on the outside, but he’s just a big softie who’ll cry at sad movies and still gives you a hug.
He yells at you for getting a D, but then buys you pizza.
He tells you he’s not scared of anything, but he’s terrified of clowns.
He’s the kind of guy who says ‘I’m not angry, I’m just serious’ while throwing your phone out the window.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A slow, lazy blowjob you get on Sunday mornings, while you’re eating pancakes and watching cartoons.
He gives you a blow job while eating waffles and watching cartoons.
He takes his time, like he’s got all day and no one is watching.
He’s the kind of guy who takes his time and makes you wait like it’s a game show.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone sticks their penis in your ear and it’s the worst thing ever.
He did it in my ear and I still hear it in my dreams.
It’s like having a hot dog in your ear and it’s not even good.
He did it in my ear and it was like the worst nightmare ever.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A fake smart person who loves their politician so much that they’ll ignore all the bad stuff and still say they’re the best.
He says his guy is perfect, even when he’s doing the worst stuff.
She’s so into her politician, she’ll ignore everything and still say he’s the best.
He’s like a kid who loves his toy even when it breaks.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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