earnemies

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What you call your iPod headphones when they’re too small and they fall out like they’re ashamed of you.

My headphones are like my ex, they don’t stay in my ears and they’re always running away.

These earbuds are smaller than my cousin’s brain and just as useless.

I tried to listen to my playlist, but my headphones ran off into the sunset.

The enemy of earbuds, like when your headphones are too tiny and they just won’t cooperate.

These earnemies are like my math teacher, they’re too small and they won’t shut up.

My headphones are so tiny, they think they’re in a different class.

I tried to listen to my favorite song, but my earnemies just laughed at me.