Earnema

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A earnema is when you stick your finger up someone's ear and rip out all the gunk and crud that’s been sitting there like a dirty sock.

My mom gave me a earnema after I told her I’d been eating cheese for a week.

My brother screamed like a girl when his earnema came out of nowhere at lunch.

The teacher gave me a earnema because I put glitter in the science lab.

A earnema is the loud, smelly, and sometimes bloody mess you make when you clean out someone's ear with a paper towel and a curse word.

My dad got a earnema after he tried to eat a whole bag of chips.

I gave my little sister a earnema because she wouldn’t stop singing in the bathtub.

The dog got a earnema after he ate my homework.

A earnema is like an enema, but for your ear. It's when you make someone suffer for something they did.

My uncle got a earnema after he stole my phone.

My friend got a earnema because she told my crush I was a ‘weirdo’.

I got a earnema because I spilled juice on my teacher’s shirt.

A earnema is when you dig out all the smelly stuff from someone's ear with a spoon and a lot of swearing.

My grandma gave me a earnema after I broke her favorite vase.

My brother got a earnema because he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

The principal gave me a earnema after I threw a paper airplane at the teacher.

A earnema is the worst thing you can do to someone. It's like having a finger up your ear and being yelled at.

I got a earnema after I told my mom I didn’t like her cooking.

My cousin got a earnema because he tried to fight the school principal.

My little brother got a earnema because he drew on my wall.

A earnema is when you stick something in someone’s ear and make them yell and cry like a baby.

My dad gave me a earnema after I broke his phone.

My sister got a earnema because she wouldn’t stop talking in class.

My friend got a earnema because he stole my lunch.