earned entitlement

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Free stuff given to rich jerks who talk about working hard, even though they never lift a finger.

My dad got a tax break and said, 'I earned it!' while eating steak in a fancy restaurant.

The guy next door got a free car and still called me lazy for not getting one.

My uncle got a government check and said, 'I worked for this!' while playing golf.

A sneaky way for conservatives to get money and services without actually doing anything.

My cousin got a free house and said, 'I earned it!' while lounging on the couch.

My brother got a government job and still called me a slacker.

My neighbor got free healthcare and said, 'I worked for it!' while watching TV.

A magical thing that gives conservatives cash and services like they’re royalty, even though they’re just rich and lazy.

My mom got a pension and said, 'I earned it!' while sipping coffee in a fancy robe.

My uncle got a free vacation and called me a failure for not getting one.

My dad got a tax cut and said, 'I worked for it!' while playing on his phone.

A special kind of free money and services given to conservatives who talk about working hard but never actually do.

My cousin got a free car and said, 'I earned it!' while driving around in it.

My brother got a government check and called me a slacker for not getting one.

My neighbor got free healthcare and said, 'I worked for it!' while watching TV.

A sneaky backhanded way for rich conservatives to get free stuff while pretending they’re not rich and lazy.

My uncle got a government job and said, 'I earned it!' while sitting in a fancy office.

My dad got a tax cut and called me lazy for not getting one.

My neighbor got free healthcare and said, 'I worked for it!' while watching TV.

A ridiculous thing where conservatives get free money and services like they’re heroes, even though they’re just rich and lazy.

My mom got a pension and said, 'I earned it!' while sipping coffee in a fancy robe.

My cousin got a free car and called me a failure for not getting one.

My dad got a tax cut and said, 'I worked for it!' while playing on his phone.