Earnalism

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Earnalism is when journalists get all the fancy stuff like cash, fame, and cool movies about them. An Earnalist is someone who lives the dream or just wants to be rich and famous like them.

'I want to be a reporter so I can be rich and famous like in the movies.'

'Why do I get paid less than the guy who writes about pizza? He’s an Earnalist!'

'She’s an Earnalist now. She’s got a movie and a big salary.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a guy tries to shove his junk into your ear. Only works if he’s a total mess or your ears are bigger than a dump truck.

'He tried to stick his thing in my ear. I told him to stop before I stuck his face in my mouth.'

'My friend tried to do it and got stuck. His face was red and his thing was in my ear.'

'He’s got a big thing and tiny ears. He’s not an Earnalist, he’s a loser.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

It’s like having a secret love affair with your ear. You whisper sweet nothings to it and it gives you a tiny, wiggly high.

'I had ear sex last night. It was amazing. I almost cried.'

'He said he had ear sex with his teacher. I believe him.'

'I told my mom I had ear sex. She said I was weird.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When some giant decides to rape your ear. It’s so bad it might make you vomit or get an ear orgasm. Either way, you’re a mess.

'He got an eargasm and started crying. I was confused.'

'She was raped in the ear and now she’s covered in wax.'

'He was so big, he made my ear bleed. I got an eargasm and cried.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago