earn your wings

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You show you can do your job without getting high or falling asleep in the middle of it.

My boss said I earned my wings after I finished the project without needing a coffee IV.

He worked 12 hours straight and didn’t even flinch when the boss yelled at him.

She got promoted because she didn’t text her boyfriend during the meeting.

When a guy goes down on a girl who’s bleeding and smells like a gym sock.

He said it was the best period ever, but I think he was lying.

She told him to stop, but he kept going like it was a concert.

He got a mouthful of blood and didn’t even blink.

When you’re into dead people and you do the same thing, but with a corpse.

He tried to give a dead woman a blow job and it was just gross.

The corpse didn’t even flinch, but he was still happy.

He had to wear a mask because the dead lady had a bad case of flatulence.

A band from Florida that’s famous for doing the period thing and then changed their name because people kept making fun of them.

They used to play at parties and everyone would laugh at their name.

They went on tour with other bands and still got roasted for their old name.

They even made a song about how they got tired of people making fun of them.