earn the flannel

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This means you're either a total legend or a complete piece of garbage. It’s like getting a gold star or a permanent parking ticket at the same time.

You earned the flannel because you beat my cousin at Mario Kart and he cried.

I gave my dog the flannel after he ate my homework and my mom’s hair.

You earned the flannel because you turned my teacher into a tomato during lunch.

It’s the verbal equivalent of getting kicked out of a restaurant and then being given a free dessert.

My brother earned the flannel after he told my mom her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

I earned the flannel because I turned my math test into a fire during the final exam.

My friend earned the flanner because he told the principal his pants were on fire.

This is like getting called a genius by your teacher and then getting locked in the closet by your mom.

I earned the flannel because I told my dad his coffee was worse than my math homework.

My friend earned the flannel because he told my teacher he was a baby in disguise.

I earned the flannel because I said my dog was better than the president.

You earned the flannel when you did something so good or so bad it made people throw things at you.

I earned the flannel because I told my teacher her cat was a monster.

My cousin earned the flannel because he told my mom her hair was a fire hazard.

I earned the flannel because I turned my math test into a nap.

You earned the flannel when you acted like a hero or a total idiot in front of everyone.

I earned the flannel because I told my teacher she smelled like a garbage can.

My friend earned the flannel because he told my dog he was a bad actor.

I earned the flannel because I turned my math test into a pizza.