earmuffs

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A loud yell from a parent telling a kid to cover their ears because the parent is about to drop an F-bomb so strong it could knock the kid out.
Mom: 'Cover your ears, I’m about to say the worst thing I’ve ever said.'
Dad yells, 'Earmuffs!' while spitting out a mouthful of cuss words.
Brother shouts 'Earmuffs!' just before he starts screaming about his failed math test.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A girl with huge thighs that wrap around your head like a vice, so you can’t hear anything but her leg power and her muff.
He’s staring at her legs like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
She walks in, and he goes from calm to flustered in 3 seconds.
He’s face-to-face with her thighs and doesn’t know what to do.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
3
When a big-chested lady puts her boobs around your head like a helmet, blocking your ears and giving you a free breast massage.
He’s stuck under her boobs and can’t breathe.
She grabbed his head and said, 'You’re getting a free boob hug.'
He’s covered in boobs and doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
4
When two vaginas are rubbing your ears like they’re the best thing since sliced bread, and you’re just along for the ride.
He’s sitting there with two vaginas grinding his ears.
She’s got two vaginas rubbing his ears like it’s a spa day.
He’s covered in vaginas and doesn’t know what hit him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
5
When a guy blows his load in his hand and then sticks his pubes on her ears, making it look like a weird science experiment.
He’s sticking his pubes on her ears like it’s a normal thing.
He’s got cum on his hand and pubes on her ears.
He’s making a weird cum and pubes combo on her ears.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
6
When you’re eating a woman out and she grabs your head with her thighs, smothering you in leg power and muff love.
He’s face-deep in her muff and she clamps down on his head.
She’s holding his head like it’s a sandwich.
He’s stuck between her thighs and can’t escape.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a girl’s inner thighs squeeze your ears so hard, it feels like you’re getting a thigh facial and an ear massage all at once.
He’s getting a thigh facial and an ear massage at the same time.
She’s squeezing his ears like it’s a workout.
He’s stuck between her legs and can’t move.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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