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An earmple is a nasty pimple in your ear that feels like a tiny bullet stuck in your lobe. It came from a time when a dumb cowboy got cursed by a fuming gay god for being too confused to take a hint.
My earmple popped during a Zoom call. My boss thought I was having a seizure.
I tried to pop my earmple while eating pizza. Now my ear smells like cheese and regret.
My girlfriend said my earmple was ‘a disgrace to the human race’ and left me for a guy with no pimples.