Earmple

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An earmple is a nasty pimple in your ear that feels like a tiny bullet stuck in your lobe. It came from a time when a dumb cowboy got cursed by a fuming gay god for being too confused to take a hint.
My earmple popped during a Zoom call. My boss thought I was having a seizure.
I tried to pop my earmple while eating pizza. Now my ear smells like cheese and regret.
My girlfriend said my earmple was ‘a disgrace to the human race’ and left me for a guy with no pimples.
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An earmple is a smelly, angry pimple in your ear that acts like it’s deciding which way to explode. It’s cursed by a gay god who got super mad at a dumb cowboy for being too confused to know what’s going on.
I popped my earmple during a video game match. My opponent said I was ‘unplayable’ and quit.
My ear smelled like a gym sock after my earmple popped. My dog ran away.
I tried to hide my earmple during a first date. It popped. I got a ‘nice try’ and a ‘please leave’.
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