earmo

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when a kid goes crazy and sticks multiple piercings in their ears, like they're trying to make their face look like a broken toaster
My cousin got three piercings in one day. Now his ear looks like a meatball with extra sauce.
That kid has so many ear piercings, I think they’re trying to turn their ears into a pizza.
I tried earmo and now my ear is sore and I look like a raccoon that got hit by a glitter cannon.
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when you let your dumbass friend drill holes in your ears until they look like a cheese grater
My friend’s ears look like a grilled cheese sandwich that’s been hit by a drill.
I did earmo and now I can hear my mom yelling through my earlobes.
My brother tried to do earmo and ended up with two holes on each ear, like a sad version of a spider.
3
when you let some emo kid drill your ears until they look like a melted snow cone
My sister went through earmo and now her ears are pink and sore, like she got kissed by a flamingo.
I let my friend do earmo and now his ears look like they got attacked by a glue stick and a toothpick.
My brother tried earmo and now his ears are swollen and look like they’re about to explode.
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when you let some idiot drill holes in your ears until they look like a donut with too much jam
My friend did earmo and now his ears are sore and look like they got squished by a pancake press.
I let my little brother do earmo and now his ears are all wobbly and red.
My cousin did earmo and now her ears look like they got dipped in syrup and then hit by a hammer.
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when you let some punk kid drill your ears until they look like they got stepped on by a giant meatball
My brother went through earmo and now his ears are sore and look like they got hit by a tennis ball.
I let my friend do earmo and now his ears are swollen and pink, like he got kissed by a hot dog.
My sister did earmo and now her ears look like they got flattened by a pancake.
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