Earmenaw

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A slurred mess from Ali G that means you’re too drunk or lazy to speak properly. It’s like trying to yell ‘I need a drink’ but you’re already passed out.
At the party, I said, ‘Earmenaw, I’m gonna die,’ and then I did.
My friend texted me, ‘Earmenaw, I’m hungover,’ and I replied, ‘You’re always hungover.’
In the middle of a fight, he shouted, ‘Earmenaw, I’m gonna kick your ass!’ and then tripped.
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It’s like when you’re too high to talk, but you still want to be heard. You’re basically a mess, but you’re trying.
He said, ‘Earmenaw, I’m the best,’ and then fell off the couch.
She texted, ‘Earmenaw, I’m gonna win,’ and then lost to her dog.
During the argument, he yelled, ‘Earmenaw, I’m right,’ and then admitted he was wrong.
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It’s when you’re too tired or too wasted to speak clearly, but you still want to be heard. You’re just a loud, slurred disaster.
He said, ‘Earmenaw, I’m gonna sleep,’ and then passed out on the floor.
She messaged, ‘Earmenaw, I’m gonna eat,’ and then ate the entire pizza by herself.
During the meeting, he yelled, ‘Earmenaw, I’m important,’ and then left.
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It’s when you’re too drunk or too confused to talk right, but you still think you’re the best. You’re a slurred legend.
He said, ‘Earmenaw, I’m a legend,’ and then fell asleep on the table.
She texted, ‘Earmenaw, I’m gonna rule the world,’ and then cried.
During the game, he yelled, ‘Earmenaw, I’m gonna win,’ and then lost badly.
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